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memepe  - Ugent need   |* I urgently need to buy FUKITOL. please tell me where I can order this drug ! Reply | Quote

melmelpap  - re: the best   |* Charlie wrote: i'm a cocaine addict. can i open the capsule and snort it? pills upset my stomach. Reply | Quote

Big Ott Ed  - Before Fukitol   |* Before Fukitol, I used to be an ignorant bigot trying to protect traditional marriage from those gays trying to indoctrinate our precious children with their radical liberal ho-mo-sexual agenda, but now I see how much of a stupid arrogant heartless asshole I've been to give their lives needless hell. Oh what the hell, FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

I.P. Freely  - Resistance   |* Lately I've been building up a resistance to Fukitol, so I tried mixing it with alcohol. I'll probably be dead in another half hour, but hey, who cares? FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

ar/works   |* Is this new drug been already tested with politics????? look like !!!!!! Reply | Quote

Schleifer  - thanks to fukitol   |* Before Fukitol, I was stressed all the time, worrying about what my boss will say about my performance, and working my ass off day and night. Thanks to Fukitol, I realized that my boss is pissed off all the time regardless to my performance. I now get payed for doing almost nothing!! Thank you Fukitol!!! Reply | Quote

Robert Whitehead  - Fukitol saved my life!   |* Im in High School and working my ass off to accomplish all of my courses. I have college Calculus ect, ect. Deadline after deadline waving in my eyes. I found this site and ordered 5 boxes of the stuff! I was willing to try anything. Now I tell my teachers to shove it and get straight D-'s in my classes! Thanks Fukitol! Reply | Quote

Autumn  - AMAZING   |* My new motto in life. When life just blows... FUKITOL!!!! Even tough i've been arrested 57 time and in jail i just sing FUKITOL!!! ITS THE BEST STUFF EVER!!! Reply | Quote

K.M.  - Best stuff ever!!   |* Several years ago, I was high-strung, stressed-out, working my ass off to try to be better than anyone else. Then, my sister bought me some Fukitol, and life was good I flunked out of college, slept with well-endowed coworker and got herpes, got kicked out of my mom's house, slept around to keep a roof over my head, then found an infertile guy with low testosterone who's willing to take care of me financially. I'm so much happier now Reply | Quote

K.M.  - Best stuff ever!!   |* Several years ago, I was high-strung, stressed-out, working my ass off to try to be better than anyone else. Then, my sister bought me some Fukitol, and life was good I flunked out of college, slept with well-endowed coworker and got herpes, got kicked out of my mom's house, slept around to keep a roof over my head, then found an infertile guy with low testosterone who's willing to take care of me financially. I'm so much happier now Reply | Quote

Dave  - End of the World?   |* With all the political warfare regarding the future of healthcare in America, it's hard to say what I will have to deal with after retirement. Will I be able to afford staying healthy? Will I be able to do all the fun things and travel like I always planned to? And will I still suffer from my severe chronic pain that has so enveloped my lifestyle? The answer: who the fuck knows? But what I do know is that I am building a stockpile of your wonderful drug - just in case it is no longer available. I've hidden bottles of your product in every conceivable nook and cranny AND yes, orifice, that I can find. So when December 2012 comes along and the world is coming to an end, I won't give a shit or feel a Goddamn thing - thanks to FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

Brett   |* "If your happy and you know it.....Fukitol! If your happy and you know it......Fukitol! If you happy and your know it, and you really want to show it, if your happy and you know it, Fukitol!" (results not typical, but we sure are trying!" Reply | Quote

Brett   |* "If your happy and you know it, Fukitol! If your happy and you know it, Fukitol....if your happy and you know it, and you really want to show it.....if your happy and you know it, Fukitol!" (results not typical, but we sure are tying!) Reply | Quote

anon   |* this hell sounds like just bullshit too me Reply | Quote

Namaste D  - IT WORKS!!!   |* Bn taking fukitol for 3 years now it works as a sex enhancer as well, my life is wonderful, Thank u FUkitol Reply | Quote

Charlie   |* i'm a cocaine addict. can i open the capsule and snort it? pills upset my stomach. Reply | Quote

charlie   |* i have a cocaine addiction. on top of that i can't swallow pills as they upset my stomach. can i open the capsules and snort them? Reply | Quote

heisenberg  - christmas gifts   |* Did not know what to get my Kids for Christmas and then i saw fukitol,i took it and now i know what to do.... i dont give a fuck Reply | Quote

WInston  - Florida State Prison   |* After a terrible car accident 3 years ago, leaving me without legs, my wife would smack me in the head and run away whenever we fought. She even rolled me down the stairs when I needed help getting off the toilet. I couldn't take the abuse anymore so I decided to try FUCKITOL. All I can say is WOW! FUCKITOL finally gave me the courage to stick it to my wife! Well, I'm in prison now and life couldn't be better with all of the new friends I've made. They really like me here THANK YOU FUKITOL Reply | Quote

WInston  - Florida State Prison   |* After a terrible car accident 3 years ago, leaving me without legs, my wife would smack me in the head and run away whenever we fought. She even rolled me down the stairs when I needed help getting off the toilet. I couldn't take the abuse anymore so I decided to try FUCKITOL. All I can say is WOW! FUCKITOL finally gave me the courage to stick it to my wife! Well, I'm in prison now and life couldn't be better with all of the new friends I've made. They really like me here THANK YOU FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Walter  - Florida State Prison   |* After a terrible car accident 3 years ago, leaving me without legs, my wife would smack me in the head and run away whenever we fought. She even rolled me down the stairs when I needed help getting off the toilet. I couldn't take the abuse anymore so I decided to try FUCKITOL. All I can say is WOW! FUCKITOL finally gave me the courage to stick it to my wife! Well, I'm in prison now and life couldn't be better with all of the new friends I've made. They really like me here THANK YOU FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Walter  - Florida State Prison   |* After a terrible car accident 3 years ago, leaving me without legs, my wife would smack me in the head and run away whenever we fought. She even rolled me down the stairs when I needed help getting off the toilet. I couldn't take the abuse anymore so I decided to try FUCKITOL. All I can say is WOW! FUCKITOL finally gave me the courage to stick it to my wife! Well, I'm in prison now and life couldn't be better with all of the new friends I've made. They really like me here THANK YOU FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Walter from Florida State Pris  - FUKITOL really works!!!   |* After a terrible car accident 3 years ago, leaving me without legs, my wife would smack me in the head and run away whenever we fought. She even rolled me down the stairs when I needed help getting off the toilet. I couldn't take the abuse anymore so I decided to try FUCKITOL. All I can say is WOW! FUCKITOL finally gave me the courage to stick it to my wife! Well, I'm in prison now and life couldn't be better with all of the new friends I've made. They really like me here THANK YOU FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Walter from Florida State Pris  - FUKITOL really works!!!   |* After a terrible car accident 3 years ago, leaving me without legs, my wife would smack me in the head and run away whenever we fought. She even rolled me down the stairs when I needed help getting off the toilet. I couldn't take the abuse anymore so I decided to try FUCKITOL. All I can say is WOW! FUCKITOL finally gave me the courage to stick it to my wife! Well, I'm in prison now and life couldn't be better with all of the new friends I've made. They really like me here THANK YOU FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Ema Star  - Casual take it all...     |* No time for anything. Of course when you are doing that rat race. I found way how to live with this 200 mph life... Just have some casual sex dating. Reply | Quote

Matt   |* At first I worried about taking Fukitol. The side-effects were quite numerous. Now, I just take Fukitol. It's all the same, cuz DAMN! I'm seeing Donkeys! It Rainin' Sideways! Reply | Quote

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Scott  - Starving Artist     |* How DARE YOU Talk that way about the miricle drug that has saved my life??! I've been on Fuckitol for 10+ years, & either I'm hallucinating...or There is a bottle of Fuckitol dancing right here in front of me! Reply | Quote

Outkaster  - ~ Amazed ~   |* Every day I take this pill, I feel one step closer to freedom. Whatever that is. Reply | Quote

cc  - Fukitol for Nurse Aides! Hurray!   |* As a nurse aide for a home health care company, I often work alone, much to the delight of my perverted male patients who just love to pinch my ass, shove their hands down my pants and grab my breasts. I used to get all upset about this and fantasize smothering them with pillows or wet towels, but, since I started taking Fukitol, now I really don't give a flying Fu**. And since I got my patients on it,too, they don't give a Fu** about being disabled and in need of a caregiver anymore and so they don't try to feel me up anymore! But, if they did, Fukitol would be there for me, keeping me from becoming homicidal. Reply | Quote

ME  - re: Fukitol for Nurse Aides! Hurray!   |* cc wrote: shove their hands down my pants and grab my breasts. interesting, how old are you? Reply | Quote

Danielle  - God bless Fukitol!   |* I have been taking Fukitol my whole life! I am never stressed, I am never concerned with paying bills, getting a promotion. I have the best life ever, it may not be the typical get married, buy a house, have kids.... it is a thousand times better, because of Fukitol I am living and doing what people dream of! God bless the Fukitol lifestyle Reply | Quote

Doner  - Sperm     |* I am a Gynaecologist, and I hate my job. Nagging house wifes and lotsa hard work, I was stressed out and tired, picked up pink eyes. I also did not eat fish. after I learned about the magic pill fukitol i am in love with my job. Eat lotsa hake fillets and view the magic in life. Thank you fukitol, you have really made a difference....... Everywhere.... Reply | Quote

TyC  - xD   |* Fuck is nice and fuck is funny, Everybody fucks for money, If you think that fuck funny Fuck yourself and save the money! Or better... just FUKITAL!!! Reply | Quote

Jose Pino  - It really helps.     |* I was married, had kids, a good life. Somehow, my wife went crazy just because I lost our children at the mall, a few thousand miles away from home. She divorced me, I lost my Job, My car, My house, my cat, my dog, my shoes... I lost everything. The doctor prescribed FUKITOL and saved my life, Now I'm not worried about my kids, not worried about my ex-wife on a mental institute, not worried about anything. I enjoy my life. Thank You FUKITOL ! Reply | Quote

Louis   |* I used to grab any old pills, there were pills everywhere, now the only pills I grab are Fukitol. Reply | Quote

FUKITOL ADDICT  - FUKITOL   |* lol i got addicted to FUKITOL and now i just take another pill so i can FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

RebelYell  - Get HELP NOW   |* Addicted to FUKITOL.?? Help is now available! Just get in touch with your local FAGS ( Fukitol Addiction Groups Services ) They are more than willing to help you in ways you could never imagine. Reply | Quote

lovinmyshittylifenow  - Side Effects   |* Side effects may vary person to person which may include: Extreme false sense of well being Job loss Lack of care Making friends with enemies Loss of inhibition Laziness Hyperactivity ADD Inapprop riate laughter Streaking Jail time Ignoring speed limits Excessive eating Weight gain Sweets cravings Cigarette smoking Pot smoking Alcohol consumption Lack of daily grooming Divorce Bad credit scores Homelessness If other side effects occur please report them to someone who cares..or not Reply | Quote

Wayne   |* I use to care about the decline of our social values, the destruction of Americas Health care rising deficits certain tax hikes, etc... Now all I can say is Fukital Reply | Quote

Bob Fairlane  - re: vegan gelatin     |* Yes, it has vegan-sensitive, organic, superfruit fair trade kosher biodegradeable rainforest gelatin, but you won't give a shit about that after its swimming in your stomach. Mea wrote: Hey, I have a question- if anyone here has bought the 'Fukitol Pill bottle' on this site, could you tell me- do they contain gelatin? (I'm a vegan, but I would love something like this.) Thanks in advance. Reply | Quote

Jimmy The Lint Ball  - Lint Ball   |* It used to be that I didn't give two shits about anything. Now I don't even give one shit about anything! Broken heart? Who cares? Unemployed for over two years? Why should I give a god damn? Romantic life has sucked donkey balls thus far? Psh. No big deal! Never see my friends anymore? Fuck everybody. In fact, fuck it all. FUKITOL! I don't care, and it's blissful! Thanks fuckitol! Reply | Quote

Bossman  - Bossman   |* i AM THE BOSS AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOU ANYMORE. THANKS TO FUKITOL i'M NOT WORRIED IF YOU HAVE A JOB OR NOT. i'M GOING ON PERMENANT VACATION. yAHOO THANK YOU FUKITOL...... Reply | Quote

james  - park bum   |* I use to regret being a bum and a drunk. But sine I found Fukitol my life is one big beautiful dumpster. Thank the one above for my wonderful life Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I jizzed in my boss's coffee. I don't give a fuck. Reply | Quote

Dr. Dolittle  - Dr.   |* Hi, I'm a GP and when people have complaint I tell them to just fuck it all! I don't have too many patients nowadays, but now there's this pill and I can make their lives great, but ey why bother. Think I just keep them for myself. Reply | Quote

Hamad  - AGE..     |* Im 14, And I really need it .. I only want one pill .. should I take the whole pill, or split it into two Halves .. and would 1 pill affect me ? Thanks alot ! ;D Reply | Quote

Kira  - ...   |* Uh, it's not actually a real pill. If it was, it would be all over the news, and everyone would be taking it. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Are you sane? Reply | Quote

Yessir  - Re: AGE..   |* Since you're 14, you should take exactly 14 of these pills. Reply | Quote

c0m4ndo45  - Fukitol Wallpaper     |* An essential wallpaper for your computer! http://c0m4ndo45.deviantart.com/art/F ukitol-Ma x-160161908 Now, when work pisses you off, you can close all windows, take a deep breath and say Fukitol! Reply | Quote

Colton is a bitch  - Mr. Fuckface   |* I'm totally gay! Reply | Quote

Louis Corbeil  - Reaction     |* Since I've been taking Fukitol, I just don't give a shit anymore. Thanks Fukitol ! Reply | Quote

Clifton Claus  - Asshat     |* FUKITOL really makes a difference! A difference you can feel! And coming soon, new FUKITOL XR...watch your local paper for a special advertising insert with coupons for your first 666 prescriptions! Reply | Quote

James   |* fukitol cures many disorders such as; aids. that is all. Reply | Quote

Indifferent  - I no longer have to spray Right Guard into a plast   |* My life was in ruins. Middle aged, divorced, empty nest, overweight, financially insolvent, 3 herniated disks, rotting teeth, halitosis, cellulite, spider veins, spastic colon and turret's Syndrome. I had to give myself a pep talk every morning just to manage getting out of bed. Thanks to Fuckitol I don't even care if I wet the bed. You saved my life! Thank you. Reply | Quote

Renee'  - Thanks FUKITOL   |* My bofriend got tired of hearing me bitch about my shitty job and not giving him the attention he deserved so he sent me a bottle of FUKITOL! Not only did FUKITOL help me forget about my shitty job and work day but has increased my sexual appetite! I plan on thanking my boyfriend the right way for sending me a bottle! Thanks FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

Mea   |* Hey, I have a question- if anyone here has bought the 'Fukitol Pill bottle' on this site, could you tell me- do they contain gelatin? (I'm a vegan, but I would love something like this.) Thanks in advance. Reply | Quote

Bob Fairlane  - Yes but its organic     |* Yes, Fuckitol has gelatin, but its kosher, organic, fair trade vegan sensitive reverse osmosis intercated gelatin. But you won't care about any of that shit once it is swimming in your stomach like that other bullshit you eat. Thanks Fuckitooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll l you saved my life. Reply | Quote

Fred  - FUKITOL saved my life!!!   |* FUKITOL saved my life!!! I work for the Seattle bomb squad. A bomb threath was called in in the space needle and I was the only one that could save it. Everyone was bitching to me to cut this and that wire. So then I took FUKITOL. I cut everywire and circumcised my partner. FUKITOL saved seattle. The 206 says: THANK YOU FUKITOL and have a happy holiday. Reply | Quote

:D     |* My friend,a bitch that hit everyone and everything in sight and also blamed everyone else for her problems,yelled at me for her boy problems and her addictions blamed me for everything then I just said screw it.I went and got some FUKITOL for her and made her take it.The next day she was all fine and dandy and started taking those every day. THANKS FUKITOL!!!!!!!!!! Reply | Quote

:D     |* My friend,a bitch that hit everyone and everything in sight and also blamed everyone else for her problems,yelled at me for her boy problems and her addictions blamed me for everything then I just said screw it.I went and got some FUKITOL for her and made her take it.The next day she was all fine and dandy and started taking those every day. THANKS FUKITOL!!!!!!!!!! Reply | Quote

mybestfriendismylefthand  - grand poobah     |* My therapist used to say that it was my fault that I got screwed by people I completely trusted and cared for because they never let on about their two-faced user weasels ways. She used to say: 'Despite your good values, therapy is a way to coerce you to adapt and accept all the crap and the fact that you're screwed up for life because there are weasels galore out there to frak with people like you!'. Now that she got completely shafted by her husband who left her for a bimbo with a lovely partying gift of herpes and humiliation, she has now become one of the best known advocates for FUKITOL! I kiss you and love you! Reply | Quote

Tristan     |* Hi! I'm 23. The girl I liked told me to f*ck off. I have €19 in my bank account and no job. I can't talk to my parents. All my friends are doing far better than me. No one cares much about me. Everything seems to be going wrong. Boy, I think I need those pills... Reply | Quote

Anonymous  - Thanks Fukitol!     |* My teacher was yelling at me, and all the students were laughing. The rain ruined the project in my backpack, and I slipped in the hallway. I had a splitting headache. No worries! I just went to my locker and took myself some Fukitol. Then I felt just dandy!! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol to me means that somedays just suck so bad no matter how hard you try that you might as well just say fukitol and do what you do to escape your life when it blows Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol What can I say? When the job turns sour I look for the one thing that puts it all back in perspective the 1000 mg Fukitol capsule hanging on my cubicle wall. Thanks to each and every one of you at Fukitol Corp. Thank you Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It's a cure for the terminally serious.My sister mailed me a copy of a printed promo for your fine fine product. It made me laugh. It made my acupuncturist laugh. It made my co-worker laugh. I think you've got something there...keep up the good work. Now if you can put it in an aerosol can (environmentally friendly of course) we could spray to clear our lives of things that bring us down..huzzah! Miraculous!Thanks for the giggles Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Hahaha.... I love it! Way to go on a great slogan. It's a keeper and it brought a smile to my face--- epsecially since I work in the medical work. Kudos to you!!! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Always wanted to be dependant on drugs but until now have not found the drug that would provide the all round effect my life requires. Fukitol promises to be the one the only substance required by humanity. Viagra eat your heart out!!! P.S. are there any really good side effects?? Reply | Quote

Anonymous     |* Well when I finally get to the point where my 5 high pressure deadline projects are all in front of me on my computer screen and Microsoft Word crashes before I've been able to save anything I just reach over and grab a fist full of Fukitol! I am pleased that the new Fukitol dispenser has been made for bulk order customers; having it shaped much like a bundt cake ring allows me to put my pencil cup right in the middle- convenient Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Shorty after hearing that I had bone cancer and getting all kinds of meds to help fight the pain I learned of your new pill and relly would like to get some to help me thru the day. Could I get some free samples to try. Thank you for your consideration Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It's funny shit! It's about time someone stopped all the nonsence drugs.... just give us one that will end everything right then and there.... FUKITOL!!!! TOO FUNNY!!! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol has changed my life. Saved my marriage and reduced my stress level. Bills were piling up and the wife was ready to leave. That's when I started taking Fukitol! Now I just don't care. I take Fukitol once a day and along with Damitol has saved my life Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It's great at the office! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Finally a pill to help me make it thru the day because sime days you just want to tell everyone to fukitol off!!!!! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* FUKITOL gives me a reason to accept life as we know it and this will help me to face another day. thanks so much. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I love it. Sometimes that sentiment is the only one that fits Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* OMG Fukitol helps me a tonzor. I love to forget about the terrible troubles of life I luv to FUKITOL! You know what I am saying? Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I heard its good to take with JagerMeister....I'm taking it for the Buzz Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol means everything to me it helped me ignore those dickheads in the American government and enjoy life. Now I am a new man! I have a rejuvinated sex drive and me and my life have so far in the past few years I've been using created many minions- I mean kids to do our bidding. Thank you Fukitol Reply | Quote

Tony Curtis   |* Thanks Fukitol you saved my live my job and my marriage . Now when ever any of these things gets me down I can simply have a " Fukitol" and all my trouble seem to diaspear with no side affects and best of all its legal and socially accepted.Thanks Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I can relate to the need for such a product. What with all of the daily life stresses and the worldwide catastrophies lately I think we all to say "fukitol" once in awhile and take time out for ourselves. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Until recently I let everything get to me. My job my friends my FAMILY...then I started taking fukitol! My whole outlook on life has drastically changed! For the better! The kids fighting non stop I take a fukitol. My boss wanting me to do more in less time I take a fukitol! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I WANT SOME GIMME SOME Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* FUKITOL means that you should have no worries and be able to live your life without problems. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* fukitol means an easier way to look at life i have a very stressful job Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* FUKITOL means to me the life style without permanent worries. Nobody likes to live under the permanent pressure. There are so few things that are really worth of worrying such as life-health-love-friendship. We are wasting so many time for fears and worries for problems which are not deserve our thoughts at all. We can afford ourselves to live in the emotional comfort in the light and pleasant way. FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I couldn't get it up because I was on ADD drug straterra. This got me depressed so I took the anti-depressent zoloft - which also effected my e.d.. Fukitol let's me fukitol day and night. It eliminates my e.d. relieves my ADD and makes me all happy again! Reply | Quote

Anonymous     |* So I just got from Florida my girlfriend leaves me for an older man who is a fire fighter. my friends abandon me I had no car. no job. no money and I turned 21 without a drinking party! It seemed as though the world had turned its back on me. then one day I'm seeking answers and I find Fukitol! Now I have a job. a car. and a new older girlfriend. Thanks Fukitol. You turned my life around. (I still keep one nearby just incase...) Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I'm quite happy now..thanks to Fukitol! When i'm visiting US i enjoyed it..hope it will come soon in Canada...You know we need it badly too! Tell me if a "suppository" format will be available ass soon ass possible cause my boss need it! Thanks Fukitol Reply | Quote

Anonymous     |* miracle drug is coursing through my veins that I for a short time am in control of what goes on around me. It is a virtual abyss of glee that never seems to end. No woman you take out the trash are your friggin' legs broke? my favorite is" Hell yes we are lost and if you keep it shut WE will get there". Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* A TRUE LIFE SAVER HERE AT WORK. SOMETIMES ITS JUST SOMETHING THAT HAS TO BE DONE! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* peace and happiness. Life is short so enjoy and spread joy Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* FUKITOL...you will NEVER get or achieve EVERYTHING you want or desire in life so just say "Fukitol" and just take it day by day and make the best of what you got even though you might be jealous of others but "Fukitol" to them too. (I got to work on my attituttude) Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* To put it really in simple terms for me would be "UP AND GO" so to hell with whatever your problem would be in one instance. They've tried all sorts of things and it eventually worked for them so why can't Fukitol do it? Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* People create their own problems. For example letting their damn cats and dogs breed and then dumping the litters at the shelters or on the highway. They insist it is our job to take these abandoned animals and find them homes. As volunteers it's our "JOB"...I say Fukitol!!!! You're on a roll!!!!!!!The Neuteress of the Night Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol would mean the chance to finaly accept the factors brought about by living in Western Pennsylvania - the freeze thaw factor. the provincial attitudes. the pittsburgh Pirates and seeing the end of the world on TV 5 years after everyone else. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* FUKITOL Means alot to me i would really like some and i want the FDA to approve it so mildly depressed people like me can go on with life and then when i need it take it so i can be happy Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* When you wake up in the morning and your first thought is screw work why get up and get dressed for them when you can get in your car go have a big breakfast that's bad for you dpend your whole day just doing nothing in particular and deep down hope that people at your work had a crappy day because you weren't there to answer their stupid questions. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* What doesnt fukitol mean to me i mean the endless applications like penis enlargements and miracle hair growth or hairloss in robins case just kiddin so my answer to life is fukitol no dik fukitol no social life fukitol no wife fukitol are you tired are you horny are you stupid are you blinda deaf and dumb FUKITOL this is the most profound concept ever i mean Wow this has no end well ya im a little tired so im writing this while inj a rather dissillusioned state so w/e Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* somedays you just feel like nothing is going your way nobody cares and what's the sense of it anyways. fukitol! i just bought 2 of your t shirts one for me and a b-day gift for a friend. we will be wearing these to work you know FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I work full time 80+ hrs a week as a paramedic and run a business besides and everyday I look around me and see people that do half as much pulling there hair out. Fukitol has been my way of life for years. I am healthy and happy and successfull and I owe it all to the attitude or life style of fukitol. My main goal as a medic is to make that patient smile even though things arent going his/her way. Shit happens. Prescribe laughter. If everyone followed this lifestyle of fukitol. I think everyone would aliitle bit happier. Thanks fukitol Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* FUKITOL MEANS THE LITTLE MAN IN MY HEAD HITS THE SWITCH AND TURNS A BLIND EYE TOWARDS AGGRIVATIONS... Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* FUKITOL makes my life easier and fantastic. It's funny as shit!!!Keep making more guys Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* My brother sent me the link to your page and I thought it was great! It made me smile and laugh so much that I printed out the page and shared it with everyone at my job! Fukitol is a great thing... if only it was a real drug Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I wish I could get this prescribed for me...but until then the laugh works pretty good too Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Don't forget to list some side effects etc.. May cause Extramarital affairs Bankrupcy and IRS Audit. Just some thoughts! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Dear FukitolIs drug used for mental health disorderslike the most common one depression? Aslo one more .?.What side effects relate to some people who take Fukitol?Thank You Arthur Srtickland Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I am personally very excited by the prospect of an all purpose drug developed to alleviate the burdens of the overly aware especially if it's not fattening! Fuckitol you're my knight in shining armor. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fuck work and the self rightous bastard who thinks he knows it all i just want to go fishing and live in a shack. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* This is a great new medication. I just started taking FUKITOL 1000mg on April 1 2005 and after just 4 days I am no longer Depressed my job no longer sucks and I am no longer over worked (I quit my job) as for money worries and family problems I am now homeless and I live in a cardboard box and I owe it all to FUKITOL. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* A marvelous sense of humor. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Finally something for everyone. Is it be addictive? Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I've been trying to find fukitol in local pharmacies but I haven't had very good luck doing so. I feel I really need fukitol in my life because I never get a good erection going and my girlfriend is gonna drop me like a hot potato.Where can I find this miraculous drug near me? Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol means to me that if something is not going the way as planned if someone does that "something" that pisses you off or if you just get fed up with whatever the situation may be... just take a dosage of fukitol Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I'm a psychotherapist and frankly this is the best medication regimine I've seen yet ! ;o) Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It provides a way to let those that ought to be told that sometimes I'm just this side of not putting up with the petty stuff and other times I am on the other side Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol means forgetting my conscience like members of the political and economic elite do every year at the 'cremation of care' ceremony held at Deer-Lodge meets Illuminati-style boys' club Bohemian Grove. It means forgetting my worries by not bothering to take into account the feelings of people around me and the repercussions of my actions on them!YEAH! Go Teamthe reason I visit the site because I wanted to see if there is any more medicines to cure these darn things in life : ) Reply | Quote

Craig  - I take fukitall too and this is what ihave to say     |* Learn how to pronounce things and type and maybe we will be able to understand people like you.... Thanks fukitall. I do not care what you have to say. Cuz why again???? Thanks fukitall. Fuck you..... Oh wait a min..... FUKITALL Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* When I am pissed off or upset I just can't tolerate my arrogant egotistical boss one more minute...I simply pop a fukitol and everything is rosy! Thank you for Fukitol you have saved my sanity Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* At Last!! A pill I can take on Friday after a week of hell Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* it means that finally the medical industry has come up with a beneficial application of some value. Please let me know were can I get more info and a good picture of your product. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I think it sounds hilarious. I am a healthcare worker and many people I see at work could use a prescription to FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* My brother has been passing the ad around the family and I can't believe it's taken so long for this to finally come out on the market. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Love FUKITOL. I am a pharmaceutical rep and I just about pee'd myself when someone emailed me the pill advertisement. Way to go! I think I may order one of your T-shirts and wear it to our next sales meeting Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I live it and i need help Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Ok... If it could substitute both coffeine and atarax*) it would be great for me *) Atarax is a drug that makes you not to feel any feelings at all and ignore any pain or sth - you still feel pain but it doesn't matter anymore. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* finally -a true Miricle pill!!!! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol sound like a legal form of methamphetamine if you ask me -smirk- Being a narcotic user I think it would be great to have a legal alternative available. But I am pretty sure that this is not the purpose of your project. I just love the title of it though. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* When you're so stressed out from work and/or the kids and you just need a break. FUK-IT I think this should have a good turn out for you. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I found a picture of a pill in an advertisement and I thought that it was funny and since there was an internet address I had to check it out. I am looking forward to seeing other funny things here. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It's a lifesaver...But I demand shipping to Denmark!!!!Cheers Tom Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever seen or read so far. My boy referred me here. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* fuck-it-all=fukitol. lol its funny Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It means don't sweat the small stuff...just Fukitol Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Some days you just go to say FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I hope this drug can get rid of my husband or at least change him into a comatose goddess with a serious everlasting hard on Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Getting through a bad day at work. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Many of my patients really could use this.Some just give in to lifes shit. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I love the concept! Many of my patients really could use this.Do you have samples? Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Sounds like we could all use a good dose! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* its clearly the most important thing to happen to the world wide interweb since before the net was even invented a few years before the keyboard Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I think this is soooo great. Please let me know what your mission is and how we can spread the word! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol is something that I've been practicing with for years! I've been a big fan of your product since it came out and I'm glad to be able to send friends to a site that has what it takes to make it through the day! I tell people constantly to just FUKITOL cause it just makes you feel that much better! I look forward to seeing how your site may help others that need to learn to just take it easy and FUKITOL! Great site good message! OH OH only problem so far... you gotta carry a 2x shirt and you've got one more person wearing a pill on their back Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I take it when i wake up and my girl starts yelling i go to work and my boss and co-workers suck then by the end of the day when i go home right bills and watch as my account comes close to zero Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* This is great and will be very addictive. Love it very very funny. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I think it is a perfect perscription for every day life and I think my boss and friends could use some. Even my girl when she gets on my case could use some. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* With Fukitol I can stop worrying about my meth addiction. What's the maximum safe dosage? ED is not one of the side effects is it? Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* A beautiful slap in the face to this "take-a-pill-for-every-damned-thing" society we live in. Less meds...more med-itation.Rock on.Brad Sprauerwww.bradsprauer.comwww.mothergrove.com. PS: If your shirts were available in a color other than white I'd have a long sleeved one! (Black is good. Dark earth tones are good too...but I'm not sure how the image would render on such colors...eh.) Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It's just like Robin Williams describes on his standup show. I'd LOVE if there was a drug like this. Being on anti-depressants and shit myself...this is GREAT!!!! One pill does it all. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I work for a pharmaceutical company and Fukitol means a great deal. I work in a heavily regulated research and development department with government controls every way I look. I would love to purchase your merchandise but am a large man and need a XXL for my body. Any way you could produce a XXL for me? Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Is it available in Suppository form so I could give it to my bitchy girlfriend while she sleeps? Reply | Quote

Jude   |* Lite hearted funny look at life itself Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It's a quick-fix to all our problems a true incarnation of the American dream. Fast food fast diets fast career-tracks fast problem fixes! Fukitol Reply | Quote

Jude   |* Fukitol is a dream. I like to think that when I take it my teenagers will disappear until I'm relaxed enough to deal with them. It will chemically readjust my neural transmitters and cause me to see only my bills that are paid. I will look in the mirror and see myself at the age of 25. Every time I have to drive some kid somewhere it will end up being to an all-inclusive beach resort in Playa del Carmen where a casita awaits for my exclusive use for as long as I want it. Please send me the extra large economy size bottle on the first of every month from now until eternity. Thanks for the giggle and the fantasy. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I am free to be me as long as I can say FUKITOL ..thank you and send me more Fukitol Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* FUKITOL: not having to put up with bullshit from other people not having a care in the world the oppertunities of sex that are not taking are met with full force just FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Very clever cracks me up Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol means taking some time for yourself. Regardless of all the crap that's going on around you sometimes you just gotta kick back pop a fukitol and say screw it. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It says it all! I love it. It's like a "play on words" Groovy for sure! Thanks Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Is this covered under the Humana HMO? If not how much is it? Can you get it from Canada? I'm going on a cruise in May - can I buy in in a farmacia in Mexico? Has this or other drugs been tested on animals...don't want to upset PETA. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I can't wait to get the shirt. I think you have hit the jackpot with this idea. I think it is cool. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* The decay of western civilization weighs heavily on the average citizen who is just trying to survive. Fukitol is the answer. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Sounds like a dream come true Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* As a army medic currently deployed to Iraq your product has been instramental in the war on terrorism. When my guys come to me in a funk i immediately reach for FUKITOL. Keep up the good work. Sicerely SPC James R. Cronin 91 Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Saw your link on "bartcop" liked the shirt like the mindset. Fits well in today's "messed up" world. We all need a good laugh now and then. =-) Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Give me some FUKITOL heaven after a hard night of playing past my bedtime on a school night Heehee.. Funny as hell. Thanks for the smile. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* fuk the system... Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* lifestlye change!!!! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* please give me some now Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* sit back relax don't let your life get out of control. take this pill and call someone anytime you want. (a.k.a. take a pill and call me in the morning) Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I hope a sunshine in my sad live Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Great joke! liked the "eutopiata" part espec. well. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Something that perfectly lampoons the Prozac culture and is very very funny!! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It means a lot to me I even put the picture of fukitol in front of my binder!I wish it really exists so that I can have some. Life's so crappy. I also have a guy that I like but he doesn't like me but everyone thinks we are going out I felt like crying so I visited here to feel a little better. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I think it is way too funny! I saw it on someone's page on Myspace and had to check it out Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* fukitol means alot to me it gets me really horny i usally masterbate to it thats how horny i get to it and every time i use it my wife usaually gives me a blow job o love this pill Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* being deplyed in iraq like blows but it still rocks...FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol kicks ass! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I saw this and LOVED it!!!! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* FUKITOL... GlaxoSmithKline will have a ready made pill to replace Paxil CR with since all stock has been siezed by the U.S. Marshalls service who have also shut down the Paxil factory in Puerto Rico. It means Paxil CR chompin' Terry Bradshaw will have a pill he can hawk to the world. It means ... so much more. I could write about Fukitol all evening. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* A wonderful symbol of the absurd hold that psychiatric drugging has gained in society. If anyone would scrutinize psychiatry they would find that it is based on junk science. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* The best laugh I've had in a really long time.. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol: when you just can't stand to care anymore. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* HILARIOUS! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* The best selling drug out there.There should be more like it. When can I get my first shipment? Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I haven't tried it yet but when I get some samples I sure will and Pass Them around too. There are many of us in this office that are ready to just say "FUKITOL!" Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* it takes all my worries away...all i have to do is take one a day! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* FUKITOL means when you're tired of everybody's shit and just tired of EVERYTHING...you pop a fukitol and go home early. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Is this from the makers of Ifigavidam or Likmibal? Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* A bit of sanity in an increasingly insane world. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I saw the funny "advert" images with the fukitol.com. I'm not sure if it is supposed to be a happy pill (as Fuck all your worries) or a suicide pill (Fuck it.. I'm departing the planet). Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It means I can take this and say F!@# it to Home Depot. (my job) Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Fukitol to me means personal freedom. I'm currently trapped by work immobilized by personal relationships and held hostage by outrageously high personal expectations. I need to escape from all this so that I might lay about comatose conscious only of what's on tv and what's in the fridge. I need to forget my back fat and the fact that I don't have abs and may never have them. Fukitol will hopefully not only alleviate my symptoms but help me forget them too. Here's to Fukitol... Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I would love to actually have this drug it would be a godsend.Would be nice if this is truly for real Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I truly appreciate the opportunities being provided through this amazing pill. As a graduate student of Oriental medicine I have existed on a more nature form of your product for years. Similar benefits have been obtained. I have introduced via email FUKITOL to many of my classmates and peers. Continue in your strides to educate and elevate our communities to release and exhale. Many consumers will be delighted to readily dispose of their finances on such an amazing NEW product. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It sure looks like this describes my everyday worries. Though i dont have any work. But i sure would like to fuck it all. To bad i can´t order that mercandise to sweden. I would really much like to wear a shirt like that everyday. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I REQUIRE MY EMPLOYEES TO TAKE 2 FUKITOLS AND GET ON WITH THE JOB WHEN THEY'RE CRANKY Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Is a homoeopathic version of Fukitol available? Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* A very good way to look at stress and job overload. I think this is a great idea. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* i wanna know if there is a tablet like it that could be sent to my home from you. When I take a really massive shit angry ticks fly out of my nostrils. Thanks Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Well obviously FUKITOL is a wonderful idea that helps to inspire those of us who have just about had enough and feel like walking into the bosses office and giving him the 'bird' Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* i am a paramedic in a dog-eat-dog world! gimmie some fukitol Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* It will mean the world to me if you can bring something like this up LOL...Will save many of my friends problems.... Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO THE BEACH WITH A SURFBOARD AND A ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CORONA. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Do you feel tired at the start of each day? Would you like to see a change in your life? Do you feel that your job is providing you with nothing other than a hell of a lot of work and stress for miniscule wages? If you answered yes to two or more of the above, then perhaps I should write you a prescription for FUKITOL.....1,000 mg once daily. (Best taken with an alcoholic beverage!) Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I just quit my job and had an ex coworker send me info on this product. Yes, I admit I need it but I was thinking... maybe I should send them a copy of my resume and apply to be their spokeswoman. This might be the perfect job!! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I received my college degree two years ago, and I'm finally beginning my professional career in the social services. I'm moving out on my own and going out into the Real World. It's amazing what starts popping up left and right even before it's all official. The point being, I think I need my first dose of Fukitol ...LOLOL. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I’ve been partial to Damitol, but during times like these, it may be wise to upgrade. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Are you bored, suffering from too much Bush, well this is the prescription. A magical mystery tour by your friend and mine Rageboy and if it doesn't raise your spirits and provide the diversionary fodder for those attending your SuperBowl party who hate football well then Chris has a twenty-first century solution for that too. The latest pharmaceutical for the fight against depression. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Be sure to do what I do: spread 2 table-spoons of jack daniels over your clothes before visiting the doctor. Also 1 table-spoon of olive oil for your hair never hurts. If you just do those two things, they'll be sure to write you a generous prescription of FUKITOL. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Before using FUKITOL I worried about bills, my husband fooling around and job security. Now only after a day of using this miracle drug, I find myself free of all the fuks in this work. Thank you Fukitol...because of you all my worries are gone. I would like to recommend everyone to just... Fukitol. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Depressed? hmm not so much just bored with life and tired all the time and I don't eat or eat too much and am never motivated to do anything. Overworked? well depends on what you consider overworked, School and work full time and no free time to do anything. Job Suck? no, except for the fact that I get paid in pennies! Unappreciated? YES!!! all the time. Family Problems? No, I just pretend I don't have a family. Money Worries? No, but I do need money, and I don't have money. Which also relates to why I may be depressed and over worked and Hate my job. And maybe if I had a family none of this would bother me. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Robin Williams: one of the best stand up comics ever.. and now the designer of a miracle drug. Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Have you tried the generic version? I use screwitol. Works the same and saves me $$$! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* Does this come over the counter or like all the rest I need a prescription? LMAO Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* At least this one doesn't give me the shakes.... and if you snort it, you feel like you can fly!!! Reply | Quote

Anonymous  - Can we get vloume discounts???   |* I am a pharmacy technician in a very busy, high-stress environment. We are currently ordering this miracle pill by the cases. Reply | Quote

Noel  - I take Herbal FUKITOL   |* You don't need to give your money to Big Pharma - I've been taking the herbal version of Fukitol(R) for years. You can even grow it at home and save yourself the $$$. You don't need any special preparation for it really beyond some papers and a lighter, or you can take it orally if you like baking brownies Reply | Quote

Dr. James  - Thanks For Your Support!!!     |* Hello FUKITOL Prescribers or Hopeful Prescribers, I wanted to drop a quick note to THANK YOU ALL for your support in growing the FUKITOL Movement / FUKITOL Lifestyle. We are continually expanding the site and product offerings. If you have any suggestions please let us know (info@FUKITOL.com). To all those who have been waiting for Prescriptions & Supplementals due to backorder, we apologize and promise they will be in your hands soon. We are also including some special extras to compensate for the delay. Make sure to sign up for the newsletter to keep up to date with all the FUKITOL Developments. Or check back on often. Thanks Again & Remember When Life Just Blows....FUKITOL! Dr. James Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* I love FUKITOL ! Reply | Quote

William Avery  - LAWLZCAKES   |* I am a certified a@#hole working for wikipedia banninng people like there's no tomorrow. I took Fukitol and now I just say tough shit for them, I'm on FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

Jacob   |* I work for Bank of America shafting people left and right. I would go home and beat my wife and kids because they were there. But then I tried fukitol and wow what a life changing event. With fukitol I got a promotion to Manager, got me a great girlfriend on the side, and stopped beating the kids. thank you fukitol! Reply | Quote

Anonymous   |* i have took fukitol for 5 months and it made me go to the moon literally i quit my job and moved to the moon Reply | Quote

Cindy  - Thanks FUKITOL   |* I work in a very stressful atmosphere, since I now take fukitol my blood pressure is down and I can even slow my heart rate. I suggest everyone take this miracle pill, it just might save your life or the lives of your co-workers. Reply | Quote

girly  - fukitol rules my life   |* i dont care about my BF, because I am on FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

barry lenkin  - School Sucks?   |* This drug is for all the students out there like me... When you get to class and realize you left your homework in your room you be like...FUKITOL! When you wake up in the morning and realize that you could be sleeping instead of going to class you can say...FUKITOL! When it's late at night and you have a test the next day and you really don't feel like studying anymore you be like...FUKITOL!...I'm going to sleep When you're in class and you keep fighting off sleep while your head bobs up and down doing the chicken dance you think...FUKITOL! and lean back...zzzzzzz When it's Sunday and you have all your exams in the same week and you haven't studied for any of them you be like...FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

Penny  - FUKITOL to school   |* When you realize you spend more time on Facebook than studying...FUKITOL When you're hungry and you want Chick-Fil-A but when you get there you realize it's Sunday and its not the deal...FUKITOL When it's 6 o'clock and you remember you were supposed to do something at 5...FUKITOL And the same for when you walk into a room and forget what you're there for...FUKITOL When you're in class and you realize you don't know what the hell is going on you be like...FUKITOL Reply | Quote

AbouttoLoseIt  - SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:   |* Life got ya down? Take Fukitol every day! SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: acute leaping for joy, sudden high-fiving, smiling at neighbors, sincere greeting of strangers, lack of road rage, impatience and/or general discord, ability to be in huge crowds for longer than 1/2 hour, skipping down the street. However, Fukitol will not cause you to lose the impulse to kick Viagra Bob in the crotch. Fukitnator son of fukitnot Reply | Quote

Darren Rothman  - Future Planning   |* FUKITOL is the biggest influence on my life and how I plan for the future. I dont know what I would do without it!! Reply | Quote

Jimmy Boy  - Forget the future   |* Forget planning for the future...it may never come....live for today...FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

Ron Johnson  - Attitude Adjustment   |* FUKITOL helped me realize that I will NEVER get or achieve EVERYTHING I want and desire in life. I just take it day by day and make the best of what I've got even though I occasionally get jealous of others. "FUKITOL" to them. Thanks to FUKITOL for my attitude adjustment! Reply | Quote

bat  - Thanks   |* ITS GOOD!!! EVEN MY SEX IS BETTER!! MY ORGASM LAST FOR 1 HOUR NOW Reply | Quote

Sanjay  - what a party   |* I am a 20 year old sophmore in college and I have been living in an adolescent drunken stupor for 2 years. I was recently at a frat party on campus, everyone was eating FUKITOL and it was one of the greatest nights of my college life. I hooked up with 2 different girls, won $400 at a poker game and woke up with my pockets full of FUKITOL. I have finally gotten a prescription and now every day just gets better than the last. I may even stay in school for a couple or 5 extra years. Reply | Quote

Johnny  - not much money   |* I worked full time 80+ hrs a week as a paramedic and ran a massage parlor on the side. Every day I looked around me and saw people that seemed to have so much time to spare. I was so jealous of these people, but I was addicted to material posessions. I have been on FUKITOL for 2 months and I am now only working 12 hours a week and I have hired a manager at the massage parlor. I barely get by financially but I have accomplished so many of my personal goals, since I started FUKITOL. Reply | Quote

Joe FUKITOL  - soppository   |* We use it as a mantra at work as in "Take two FUKITOL and call me in the morning." When we deal with our supervisors who are totally anal, we often wonder if FUKITOL comes in a suppository for them. Reply | Quote

Phil  - Space cadet   |* I've been designing rockets with NASA for seventeen and a half years. Before finding FUKITOL I was an overly pedantic stickler for detail that drove my work mates crazy. Nothing was every good enough everything had to be perfect. Now with FUKITOL in my veins I just get the job done. Production is up, but so are mechanical failures. Oh well, they are just rockets... FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

Tai  - No more cubicle   |* I used to work in a cubicle, then I inherited 35 grand and took off traveling for a year. I was amazed at the positive effect on my attitude… I ran out of money, had to go back to the cubicle and I was more depressed than ever. Once FUKITOL came into my life, I got back the travelling attitude and I wouldn't be surprised if I end upon the road again soon. Reply | Quote

Bruce Banner   |* I have been working in the pharmaceutical industry for 20 years and this is the first time I came across a pill that has some worth. So long Prozac hello FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Tim Turner  - food service blues   |* FUKITOL is the little pill that I take at the end of each day that keeps me from killing my coworkers and getting caught up in the monotony of the food service industry. My daily dose of FUKITOL is right there, under my couch, ready to put a smile back on my face Reply | Quote

Todd Dude  - 6 weeks off   |* FUKITOL gave me the freedom from choice, stress, meetings, bills. Right now I'm sitting on the beach fishing pole in hand waitin' for the big one to bite. I have called in sick for 6 weeks and I still have a job. That is how bad my job is… Nobody else will even apply. At least I'm still getting paid. Reply | Quote

Isabella  - happy pills   |* FUKITOL has changed my life. I used to be crabby all the time, my blood pressure would blow out the normal gauge. I tried all the other prescription "happy pills" and they just brought me down. But with FUKITOL my life has never been better. The dramatic change from tragic depression to borderline insane happy has my friends and family thinking I buy my drugs in the alley, but really I buy them online... Legal Right?? Reply | Quote

Griffin  - life sucked   |* My life was truly in the toilet. I mean when I say it sucked, not even my shop vac sucked more. My boss was always over looking my achievements for some kiss-up lacky. My wife ignored me (yeah marriage). The kids thought I was truly as stupid as their mother told them. I was seriously considering, getting myself about a one year jail sentence, just too escape all of this. A friend recommended FUKITOL and now i feel like I'm living in a different world. I am actually happy. Reply | Quote

Dan  - slacking   |* FUKITOL made me into the master of slack! I am now the envy of the office and I even randomly got promoted. Before FUKITOL I had no Idea how many sick days A guy can get away with and not get fired. Reply | Quote

Sullivan Donner  - no more issues   |* I used to love my job, then I got married, had a baby and then got promoted to a job that I desperately needed, but hated like the plague My boss is the most annoying prick I can imagine and my office is right next to his. I thought Karma was punishing me for something really bad I did when I was drunk in college, until I found FUKITOL. Now all of these issues seem so small and unworthy of my attention. Reply | Quote

Roland   |* I had always wanted to be dependant on drugs but until FUKITOL I couldn't deal with all of the rediculously uncomfortable side effects. Now I can take as many as needed and the only side effect I have noticed is crying from laughter!! Reply | Quote

Jimmy Boy  - True story...   |* True Story… The first time I took FUKITOL the effects were so good that I was in a state of almost meditation. My house burned down around me while I watched TV. I only ended up with minor burns and I didn't even notice until my dose ran out. Reply | Quote

Stephan Lafrance  - overworked   |* When I finally get to the point where my 5 high pressure deadline projects are all in front of me on my computer screen and Microsoft Word crashes before I've been able to save anything I just reach over and grab a fist full of FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Peyton  - a dream   |* A dream come true. I live with my fiancee and my mother in-law and have a baby on the way. Before FUKITOL I was the most neurotic, henpecked, poor excuse for a man I could think of. FUKITOL helped me regain control of my house. Now if I leave the toilet seat up, I don't ever have to hear about it again. Reply | Quote

Sandy  - face my day   |* FUKITOL provides a way for me to accept life as I know it and helps me face another day with a smile Reply | Quote

Leto Debuccia  - off the job   |* This is a great new medication. I just started taking FUKITOL 1000mg on April 1 2005 and after just 4 days I am no longer Depressed, my job no longer sucks and I am no longer over worked… I quit my job, went on unemployment and now I do whatever I want. Thanks FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Rachel Thoms  - hell week   |* At Last! A pill I can take on Friday after a week of hell! Reply | Quote

Gary Durdick  - Highly recommended   |* I am a healthcare worker and I recommend FUKITOL to all of the people I care for. Reply | Quote

Joel Granger  - pharm rep   |* I Love FUKITOL. I am a pharmaceutical rep and I just about pee'd myself when I took my first dose. When I thought of all of the drugs I represent and the side effects, I could not stop laughing. Reply | Quote

Hammer  - FUKITOL   |* I finally don't sweat the small stuff… I just FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

Marty McHammond  - Off to Mexico   |* My typical day before FUKITOL... I wake up and my girl starts yelling, I go to work and my unattractive boss makes sexual advances towards me. At the end of the day I go home and pay bills until my account hits 0. Now that I have FUKITOL in my life, my girl is gagged, I told my boss off, got fired, and now I can't pay bills. I have to leave the country now... Is FUKITOL available in Mexico? Reply | Quote

Michael Havel  - American Dream   |* FUKITOL is a quick-fix to all of our problems, a true incarnation of the American dream. Fast food, fast diets, fast career-tracks, fast problem fixes! FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Gordon Weiss  - I take it every day   |* FUKITOL is a perfect perscription for every day life. I got my boss and friends on it and it made a huge difference in all of our attitudes. I even got my girl a prescription and she hasn't gotten on my case for anything since. Thanks FUKITOL! Reply | Quote

Frederick Tatum  - Medicated at Work   |* I work for a pharmaceutical company and FUKITOL means a great deal. I work in a heavily regulated research and development department with government controls every way I look. The drugs we work on are generally a useless pill designed as a money maker. My team and I are constantly monitored on camera and are not allowed to use medication at work, but we all just love FUKITOL and we have found a corner of the lab that has no camera coverage. We sneak into the corner and eat FUKITOL all day long! Reply | Quote

Jen Turner  - Very Satisfied   |* FUKITOL is a dream. When I take it, my teenagers disappear until I'm relaxed enough to deal with them. It readjusts my neural transmitters and causes me to see only my bills that are paid. I will look in the mirror and see the sexiest woman ever. Thanks FUKITOL Reply | Quote

Melanie Manson  - Free   |* FUKITOL let me be free to be me! Reply | Quote

Pete Wilson  - Helps me survive   |* FUKITOL is the answer to the decay of western civilization that weighs so heavily on the average citizen who is just trying to survive. Reply | Quote

James Cronin  - Best Medicine   |* As a army medic currently deployed to Iraq your product has been instrumental in the war on terrorism. When my guys come to me in a funk I immediately reach for FUKITOL. Keep up the good work. Reply | Quote

Mary Jane  - Boy Trouble   |* Life's so crappy sometimes. I have a guy that I like but he doesn't like me and everyone thinks we are going out. I felt like crying all the time until I started taking FUKITOL, now the whole situation makes me laugh uncontrollably : Reply | Quote

Chrissy Snow  - Thanks FUKITOL   |* When I get tired of everybody's negativity and pessimistic attitudes I just pop a FUKITOL and go home early. Reply | Quote

Thomas Jones  - No Worries   |* FUKITOL allowed me to go with flow and not worry about anything, instead of being an uptight, self concious stress case. Reply | Quote

James Ray  - lowered expectations   |* FUKITOL brought me personal freedom. I was trapped by work, immobilized by personal relationships and held hostage by outrageously high personal expectations. FUKITOL provided the desperately needed escape from all of this so that I could take control of my life and where it may take me." Reply | Quote

Hanzo Karadez  - Dictator   |* As a Dictator, I was always faced with a great deal of responsibilities and stress. Today I let my country run itself in complete chaos and I dont even care! Thank you Fukitol! Because of you, my country is now like the rest of the world ! Reply | Quote